rydelsboobs:

I READ OTHER PEOPLE’S WRITING AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO THROW THINGS EVERYWHERE AND DELETE/ BURN ANYTHING I’VE EVER WRITTEN

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

buttsdotcom:

I need to lose 30 pounds in today

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

Not gonna lie I spend 86% of my time imagining different scenarios in my head