May 2013
rydelsboobs:
I READ OTHER PEOPLE’S WRITING AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO THROW THINGS EVERYWHERE AND DELETE/ BURN ANYTHING I’VE EVER WRITTEN
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
buttsdotcom:
I need to lose 30 pounds in today
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
Mia, Rose and Marissa go to Australia →
chatterboxrose:
It’s Morgan’s 21st Birthday in December and Mia, Marissa and Rose would really like to visit her in Australia. But we need help to make that happen!
Hello all! This is the start of an indiegogo fundraiser for some travel. Why, exactly? Well, here is the story: Morgan was our roommate during the Fall 2012 semester when she was studying abroad in Arizona at the University of...
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PopWrapped!: PopWrapped FIRST LOOK: Darren Criss... →
popwrapped:
Tanner Schroeder Senior Editor
Thanks to one of our readers, PopWrapped can EXCLUSIVELY reveal the first-look at Darren Criss’ Listen Up Summer Tour Apparel! That’s right, folks, you’re looking at the very first glimpse of what’s to come when Darren hits the road this summer on his …
Not gonna lie I spend 86% of my time imagining different scenarios in my head
Klainers
Season 2: HEEEY LIVIN LARGE AS NEW KINGS AND QUEENS
Season 3: Slowly succumbing to debt but no worries the next will be better
Season 4: SALVAGING WHAT WE CAN FIND ON THE STREETS DESPERATE FOR OUR THIRST QUENCHED
colferchris:
the fact that there are people that go out of their way to photoshop out a person that makes their chris, supposedly one of their heros/idols, happy and then go on to argue that it’s a photo supporting their fandom ship is why we can’t have nice things and why the glee fandom is shit on more than any other
claydols:
who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
robert-downey-jesus:
I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE A NICE DAY MR STARK’ AND HE GOT SO EXCITED AND RAN OFF WITH HIS SISTER IT WAS GREAT
whatsanialler:
how am i supposed to get a boyfriend i cant even get anons
I’m beginning to realize how little I mean to everyone and its pretty fucking painful.
How To Ruin Your Life
Step 1: Join tumblr
Step 2: Become part of a fandom
Step 3: Become best friends with people who live on the other side of the world
samwiserosethebrave:
Why does Darren Criss happen to good people.
forever-classyx:
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
I suck at texting unless
I am in a relationship with you
You are my mom
I need something
Me and you are close as fuck
prouded:
Have you ever been so sad that you can’t even cry you just sit there and think about how sad you are
everyday: i need new clothes
doctorheavenharkness:
n0kil7ing:
sevenseasaurus:
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
equiuszahhak:
things i’ve learned from tumblr: all stereotypes are untrue, except for the ones about canadians